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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:47 am 
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You can share some of your well-loved jokes in this thread: :D

Here's one of mine:

Osama bin Laden's child was studying in an American school,
the teacher asked him,
"I have three apples, how am I going to divide it among four children?"

He answered,








"KILL ONE CHILD!!!"


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:22 am 
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umm, ;)


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:33 am 
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I just read one submitted in the newspaper in my hometown, we are facing a serious recession in the economy. So here goes.


reality : Knock Knock,
city Hall: who's there
reality: Reality
city hall: Reality who?
reality: Reality is massive lay offs, increase in property taxes, possible addition of sales tax, and you gov't leaders get a pay raise?
city hall: Never heard of him.



funny but sobering.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:58 pm 
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Date that you last had an orgasm/ejaculation.: 30 Mar 2018
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A guy was walking through the woods and had to pee. In the process he was bitten by a huge spider on the end of his dick. He ran to a nearby farmhouse and the farmer came to the door. The guy told the farmer of his problem, and the farmer told him he needed to soak his dick in buttermilk. He gave him a glass of buttermilk and told him to go around the side of the house and begin soaking. A few minutes later the farmer's wife heard something outside and went out to investigate. When she peeked around the side of the house and saw what was happening, she said, "I always wondered how you reloaded them things".


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:49 am 
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Date that you last had an orgasm/ejaculation.: 09 Feb 2017
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Paddy and Murphy are are trying to measure the night of a flag pole but there tape measure isn't long enough when a bloke walks bg them and says to them why don't you unbolt it lay it down and measure it that way when paddy shouts at him we won't to know the the night of it not the length you tick coont


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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 1:21 am 
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In my opinion, masturbation is NOT a crime! ABORTION is!


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 7:09 am 
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Another one:

"Hi I'm Peter not a saint."
"I'm John not a Baptist."
"I'm Mary not a virgin."

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 3:39 am 
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I decided to remove this one after I typed it.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:59 pm 
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Date that you last had an orgasm/ejaculation.: 12 Jan 2018
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So far everything is going almost as I would like. Of course a lot of desires now to return to the previous state, but until they all under my control.



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:55 pm 
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Wife to husband: Dear, if I died would you remarry?
Husband: I don't know. I never really thought about it.
Wife: Well, if you did, would she drive my car?
Husband: I guess so. It's paid for.
Wife: Would she live in our house?
Husband: Yeah, it's paid for, too.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No. She's left handed.



Patrick went to confession and told the priest that he had used the Lord's name in vain.

Priest: Tell me, when did you use the Lord's name in vain?
Patrick: I was playing golf down on the old course.
Priest: Oh, yes. I know the course well. So when did you use the Lord's name in vain?
Patrick: It was on the 15th hole.
Priest: Yes, I know the hole well. Par 5, dogleg left. Did you hit your drive out of bounds on the right? Is that when you used the Lord's name in vain?
Patrick: No, Father. I hit it straight down the middle.
Priest: Then did you hit your 2nd shot into the pond in front of the green? Is that when you used the Lord's name in vain?
Patrick: No, Father. It was a perfect shot, right in front of the green.
Priest: Then did you hit your third shot over the green into the bunker? Is that when you used the Lord's name in vain?
Patrick: No, Father. I hit it on the green 2 feet from the cup.
Priest: Jesus Christ!! Did you miss the fucking putt!!!


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